A Year Down Yonder

A course of study D own Yonder is ab place a girl named bloody shame Alice who goes to come through with her granny k non in a small town with just now her jackass Bootsie and her potable radio that she says is her last touch with the world. This chapter is called Rich Chicago Girl. bloody shame Alice gets onward a train from Chicago. After they leave the station grandma enrolls her into school on the first day she arrives bloody shame Alice sits next to Mildred Burdick who nanna says to stay clear of but gets into deep trouble with and her horse remnants up losing her horse and having to walk miles to get home. And thats the end of this chapter. The 2nd chapter is Vittles n Vengeance.It was Halloween duration in grandmas town which meant pranks going for weeks and half(a) the privies are going to be on the ground be the period Columbus Day is everyplace. There was a letter sent discover from the school saying thither is going to be a political party and to bring ref reshments. The first prank that had happened to them was when they put twine around her lay or so and put a can at the end. grandma made a horrid smelling glue to use on the pranksters and we set polish off to attain a trap, we waited in the cob house for the pranksters to come and when they did they trim over the wire and the leader got glue on his head and he fell on his nose and lost his knife.We went to old man Nyquists house for pecans but he says we can only have pecans off the ground so grandma drives his tractor into the tree so pecans would fall They in addition went into the Pensingers backyard to take some pumpkins At the party granny knot served pumpkin and pecan pies and when Augie Fluke came for some grandma saw Augie with his broken nose, his scabbed bald head, and served him with his own knife. And thats the end of this chapter. The name of this chapter is A Minute in the Morning. This chapter is more or less Armistice Day and of the turkey shoot.At the turk ey shoot the woman are selling burgoo and the men are practicing shooting turkeys. Grandma tries to make the richer people pay more and let the poor people not have to pay at all. All the m angiotensin-converting enzymey is said to go to charity and this year Miss Abernathy is the charity. At a certain time in the day every ane put their hand over their heart, stood east, and thought about the people who died for us. That was the end of their day. The 4th chapter is Away in a manger. It is Christmas time in grandmas town and the school is going to do a Christmas program at the church.Grandma and Mary Alice went out to trap confound but even though Mary Alice doesnt like the detain and the screams of the fox she doesnt want Grandma alone. Mary got the part of Mary for the Christmas program. During the Christmas program the baby Jesus screams, but its supposed to be a doll, the baby is a Burdick. Joey came to visit for Christmas They had a great Christmas. police wagon and Flour is the name of this chapter. It starts out with Mrs. Weidenbach asking Grandma to make cherry tree tarts for the DAR because Washington birthday tea.There is going to be a valentine exchange at the school and there is also a new boy named Royce and everyone has a little crush on him. The next day when Mrs. Weidenbach comes again Grandma says that the party has to be at her house or she can by some cherry tarts. At the valentine exchange Ina-Rae got three more valentines than anyone else and one of them is from Royce and that makes Carleen go ballistic. At the party Grandma is really dressed up and Mrs. Willcox and Aunt Mae Grizzwald were there. When everyone was there it turned into a disaster because Mrs. Weidenbach found out that she is a BurdickThats the end of that chapter. A Dangerous Man is the sixth chapter. It is March and Mary Alice is 16 and she got a dollar from her mother. One day Bootsie showed Mary Alice her kitten and Mary Alice named it April. A man came by one day an d asked if he could rent a room and Grandma aerated him $2. 50 a day Mary Alice wanted Royce to come over to study math together and he said OK. When he got there they heard a scream from the attic and out came Maxine Patch with only a snake around her and a flower in her bull and then Royce left. That was a crazy chapter. Finally my favorite chapter Gone With the Wind.School is approximately out and out of nowhere the siren on the water jerk went off and Mary Alice didnt know what was happening. Everyone was heading towards the basement Mary Alice saw Grandma and had to make sure she was ok. They were both inside and Grandma told Mary Alice to go to the south west corner and we were both posing down when Grandma let go of Bootsie and April. Grandma said that afterwards Mary Alice leaves shes going to turn it into a rooming home. Thats the end of that chapter. The last chapter is Ever After. When Royce and Mary Alice get married at Grandmas house. They lived happily ever after.